WOW!! Many things have transpired since our last post. I would just like to explain to all my fans that I am unable to post over the sabbath.
The firtst thing I must relate is that I have seen storks migrating. Although great animal expert Victoria disagrees with me, Moshe a knowladgable historian has affirmed my sighting. The only thing I can compare to the sighting of a stork, is my first blue heron spotting. Those magestic birds can only cause one to feel happiness and hope as they spread there wings let down there legs and fly.
Our guest post for today is from Gabi. Gabi is an example of people who cause mockery on the ornithologist world, and cause birds to feel a disconnect from people. Gabi states ignorantly, "A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger, were on a hike in the desert. They hiked for days, almost reaching their destination, when suddenly they were mabushed by a group of violent bandits with guns and pepper spray. They ran and ran until they reached a cliff....UH OH SPAGHETTIO!!!!!!! (Gaby is so cool i love her) Anyhoo, the bandits were getting closer and closer and the sem girls were freaking out and crying and calling their imas (GABY ROCKS) and suddenly, just when they were about to say shema...A GENIE POPPED OUT OF A CHANUKAH OIL LAMP!!!! BARUCH HASHEM!! MA RABU MA'ASECHA HASHEM!! (gaby should be prime minister) so he said to them, "Chaveiros.. i grant you each one chance to transform into any bird you wish" After dancing a celebratory hora, the brunnette stepped up.."I WANT TO BE AN EAGLE." suddenly, she was magicalled changed into a majestic eagle, and swooped off the cliff into the vallety below. (I WISH GABY WAS MY SISTER) Then, the ginger said, "I want to be a swallow", thus she was changed into a graceful swallow who flew away to safety. And then the blonde was asked "which bird do you want to be?" "A PENGUIN." oh man. OH AND JUST BY THE WAY....GABY ROCKS MY SOCKS. peace out bluds."
Wow its amazing how people just have such a disrespect for birds, but we havbe to thank Gabi's willingness to show her lack of knowledge. We should all pray that Gabriella Shoshana Bat Shifra can hava bird enlightning and see birds through the lenses of a true bird lover wanna be ornithologist. Bird spotting in the parsha: if you can find one youll win a prize.
